MATATU: Vehiculo para 12 personas, con capacidad real para 28, que transita las calles de NaiROBOi a 200km/ hora dotado con dos potentes altavoces que desprenden ondas sonoras reguetonianas que deleitan ( o perforan) los timpanos de los pasajeros en su interior. Da trabajo a 1 conductor, 1 cobrador y un avisador, varios otorrinos y otros tantos cardiologos.
AVISADOR: Individuo que colgado con un solo pie y un brazo del matatu golpea con vigor la puerta del mismo (o lo que queda de ella) para avisar al conductor de que alguien desea bajar o subir.
COBRADOR: Individuo que posa tres veces el dedo indice sobre tu hombro para que le pagues. Puede darse el caso en que avisador y cobrador son la misma persona. Su esperanza de vida en este caso se ve reducida significativamente.
RINOCERONTE: Elefante con la trompa dura, que rinoceronta.
CRISTIANO: Persona buena
MUSULMAN: Persona mala
MZUNGU: Persona cuya piel es pobre en melanina y rica en papeles de colores.
LEJOS: Aqui al ladito.
CERCA: A tomar por cu....
MASTURBACION: Actividad sexual practicada con un instrumento, por ejemplo, una zanahoria.
ARROZ: Alimento que entra por la boca y sale por las orejas.
DICCIONARIO DE SWAHILI DE VERDAD
Baba = padre
papa=tiburon
fulana= camiseta
jicho= ojo
macho= ojos
mola= Dios
nazi= coco
pesa= dinero
picha=foto
pichi=melocoton
plasta=tirita
tumbo=estomago
yoga= champinones
rojo=salsa
:)
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
Adivina adivinanza
Que es lo que se practica a 6000 mujeres AL DIA en el mundo?
La ablacion de sus genitales. No comments.
La ablacion de sus genitales. No comments.
Melanina de una mzungu
- Me quite los anillos, los collares, los pendientes, la ropa elegante, me quite los zapatos de tacon... me quite, me quite esto, lo otro y lo de mas alla...
Valentine Day: One and for All
By Ann Wambui, a Positive woman
Happy Valentine Maria. I would like to write for you a Valentine story about how girls in Kenya are cheated with a red flower and that became the last flower.
( Woman to be loved foolishly) What is Valentine day? It is the time that lovers celebrate their love toguther and it is the time that boys and girls falls in bad traps. It is the time that girls used to be cheated by men who were HIV positive and others are carriers and they look very healthy and very atractive. There are some girls who are HIV positive but look very good and looking healthy and sexy, but that cant stop someone to get a bad disease (AIDS) or unwanted pregnancy. I would like to share this message to the youth because they are cheated with a red flower , plus the money, chips, chicken and that became the last celebration and the second one can be in the hospital, or hell or heaven. So everybody mush be very serious about the lovers day or it can be the last valentine.
Happy Valentine Maria. I would like to write for you a Valentine story about how girls in Kenya are cheated with a red flower and that became the last flower.
( Woman to be loved foolishly) What is Valentine day? It is the time that lovers celebrate their love toguther and it is the time that boys and girls falls in bad traps. It is the time that girls used to be cheated by men who were HIV positive and others are carriers and they look very healthy and very atractive. There are some girls who are HIV positive but look very good and looking healthy and sexy, but that cant stop someone to get a bad disease (AIDS) or unwanted pregnancy. I would like to share this message to the youth because they are cheated with a red flower , plus the money, chips, chicken and that became the last celebration and the second one can be in the hospital, or hell or heaven. So everybody mush be very serious about the lovers day or it can be the last valentine.
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